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Stay and Shape, Live Longer

Don’t just eat healthy, live in a Happy House

You might think that simply being in amazing shape gets you to the finish line. You’re wrong, dead wrong.

What you need to do is think about your longevity. How’s your life outside of your body? Are you living in a healthy home? What kind of home do you live in? It it a ratty apartment, a decrepit condo, a 1 story ranch that doesn’t even have a finished basement? It’s time for you to move on.

This is where I would suggest going to www.jmorrisrealtor.com, as he’s second to none in the realty department. He is probably the #1 realtor Detroit has ever had. Think about it, if he finds you a great new place to live, and he sells your old one, wouldn’t you be really happy?

It’s simple choices that are the hardest to make sometimes, and he will help making that choice much easier. He is the expert of Metro Detroit Michigan. He is, at his core, a macomb township realtor. Why would you not want such a man? He will help you with all of your real estate needs, bar none.

If you want a 10 bedroom home in the country, with no windows, he’ll find you one. Better yet, I’d recommend getting a home with nothing but windows. I believe that is called a glass house.

I digress, check out the Macomb real estate agent, he’s also a professional Sterling Heights realtor. Do not pigeonhole his realtor abilities. He can help you if you’re looking for an apartment or condo as well, I believe. Do not hold me to my word.

Better yet, if you are trying to desperately sell your property, he’ll inform you of your possibilities. He’ll tell you the realistic value and market price of your property and go from there.

The best thing about him is that he doesn’t waste your time. That is an admiral quality in any man these days. Do not take it for granted.

Think about all this and more before you go with those huge commercial agents. You don’t need all that noise. Plus, with them, you get lost among the shuffle of their other clients.

You can also be sure that he has his real estate license from the great state of Michigan. By the way, did you know that Michigan is surrounded by lakes? Isn’t that such a fun fact? I think so, and you should too.

That means that a lot of the property you can buy is waterfront property. That’s if you are in the upper echelons of incomes though. Water people don’t really like poor people, so beware if you are of low income. We still love you here though. And so does Joe.

On his way out, he told me something very key. He said that he doesn’t do it for the money, he does it for the happiness on his clients faces. The feeling of knowing that you have found somebody what could be the house they spend the rest of their life in is a pretty special thing. Think about it, it’s pretty amazing.

You’d be hard pressed to find a kinder, more caring, real estate agent in this cold world.

Published by admin, on January 15th, 2015 at 9:03 pm. Filled under: Health,HomeComments Off

I’ve got 99 problems but hair ain’t one!

One of the biggest pains in life is the daily and constant maintaining of hair on your skin. Specifically, body hair – and not so much the hair on top of your head.

In fact, later in life, many people wish they had a little MORE hair on the top of their heads. But unfortunately they lose a lot of that hair, but they do not lose any of their body hair. This is one of the biggest mysteries in life. The person who finds the secret to this enigma, will become a very rich person. More than likely they will be a scientist and they won’t try to profit off their discovery, but I digress. Who wouldn’t want to become filthy rich?

We’ve all seen those commercials for men and woman on shaving. For guys it’s always a ruggedly handsome man with stubble who has a razor that perfectly rolls over his face or body because of some new technology. Usually they just add a blade and think it’s much better. Two blades? That’s amateur hour. Three blades? That should be consider below average. Four blades is getting somewhere. Five blades is the standard now, it’s where it’s at. Six blades? Now we’re talking. What could be better than six blades? Seven blades? That’s genius.

For women you don’t see as much emphasis on the amount of blades it’s equipped with. Instead you see what the actual holding stick is made with. They’ll color it a girly purple or pink, and instead of a hard plastic, they’ll make it feel like a soft, thick, gel type of substance. It’s more “gentle”. Gotta love marketing.

Now just imagine if you could avoid all of that hype. No more blades, whether you’re a man or woman. The simple truth is: you can. It’s not very difficult. All you need to do is find a hair treatment clinic like the everyoung medical spa in michigan. That is a place that will give you what you want. Or rather, take away what you don’t want. They offer, in their city, the best sterling heights laser hair removal. Bar none.

Understand that the benefits far outweigh any negatives. That being said, there are not really any negatives. The worst that happens is immediately after treatment. This includes your skin becoming redder (temporarily of course) and it might feel like a sunburn. It’s not a long term issue. The benefits are amazing. Smooth, hair free skin. Never shave again. It really is the greatest feeling to have.

Something happy to think about is how special we all are to be living in an era where all of this is possible. Imagine if the Romans had this capability way back when.  Better yet, imagine how joyous the Brazilians would be. It might even be a requirement to get these treatments if you lived over there in the stone ages.

Obviously it’s not only a special time to be living because of this breakthrough in hair treatment, but because of all the technology and knowledge we have. Make use of it, or you’re wasting our resourcefulness.


Published by admin, on December 2nd, 2014 at 12:17 am. Filled under: Body Care,HealthComments Off

Become Proud of Your Imaginary Fit Body

Hello America.

I’m here to personally get you motivated to get you into shape. Do not laugh out loud to yourself and say “round is a shape”. It is not and you are not funny. At all. Circle is a shape, and it is not an attractive body type. Neither is square for that matter, but you are taking things too literally if you are thinking like that.

You need to develop your muscles and lose weight now. If you want to be skinny like Stephen Colbert, then you need to get your nose on the grindstone. With the grindstone on your nose, you will need to begin the real long grind of working out and eating right.

You are going to learn how to lift weights like a proper man should. Back in the day people didn’t need to workout to lose weight. They were naturally lean and fit. All the men would hunt and fight their food. They’d kill protein filled animals and eat them raw. Like Gollum (and we all know he wasn’t fat). The women would gather innocent yet healthy food like fruits and vegetables. We need to go back to those olden days. The cavemen as a whole were healthier than our 2,000 era humans.

Now I’m not going to suggest that you give up on civilization, move out into the Himalayan mountains and become an 11th century health nut. I’m just saying that the way school needs teachers that’s the way you should need good diet and exercise. Start running and racing. Race the cars on your subdivision street. Pretend you’re a car in Forza.

There are an untold number of ways you can achieve ideal fitness, just like the new Dracula movie. Cut the beer. Did you know that beer causes beer bellies? If you didn’t, you need more than health guidance. You need Jesus.

Unlike Denim jean jackets, eating healthy and staying physically active doesn’t go out of style.

Pro tip: Having sexual intercourse, especially rough, is good for your health in multiple ways.

The ladies love a man with a body. A hottie with a body if you will. This is usually the number one reason for a shallow male to get fit. If you want to know how to lose weight fast for men, I’ve already told you the two secrets. EAT RIGHT. PLAY RIGHT. When I say play, I don’t mean Monopoly. I mean hit the gym hard and go harder. Kill it at the gym. Slay it like Darius. Beat it up like Ray Rice. Spank it like Adrian.

Speaking of Peterson, if you have kids and fear that they are being made fun of on the playground for being fat, you should learn how to lose weight as a kid (for the benefit of your child, or for yourself if you are a child reading this).

Published by admin, on September 23rd, 2014 at 6:23 am. Filled under: HealthComments Off

Get yourself a car vacuum

Tired of having a car that’s dirty? Crumbs everywhere, smut everywhere, grime everywhere – no good.

Why don’t you all go and get yourselves a convenient handheld car vacuum. It’s all you need in this life of sin. You and your car vacuum.

Do you know how many things you can use it for? Unbelievable. You can use it to clean your car and other things. You can clean the dashboard, the seats in the back, the seats in the front, the arm rest, the cup-holders in the back, the cup-holders in the front, the trunk, the glove box, everything and anything. Most importantly, the carpet itself.

When you bring a girl back to you car do you want it messy? Of course you don’t. You need it fresh and clean. A girl who gets into a dirty car thinks she’s with a dirty man. It is not a good impression. You do not want to lose out on the ladies because of poor car hygiene. It’s too easy to avoid. A car vacuum is not expensive these days. For just a few bucks you get a great one with a long cord. No batteries needed.

Really it’s a no brainer.

Published by admin, on July 15th, 2014 at 6:11 pm. Filled under: Auto,Cars,CleaningComments Off

Why Pantoprazole is awesome

Pantoprazole sodium is honestly and truly one of the best prescription drugs you’ll ever take in your life. It’s no adderall, but it’s good.
Make sure to talk to a doctor and not just the internet if you are concerned for your medical health.

What Pantoprazole does is it makes that terrible and nastiest gastroesophageal reflux disease (also known as GERD) go away, as well as treat some damage that affects the esophagus. It can also be used as a cure for some higher than normal levels of acidity in the tummy that can have been caused by a tumor (like the terrible Zollinger-Ellison syndrome).

Pantoprazole is consider to be a proton pump inhibitor (PPI). It can be taken orally by mouth (which includes side effects) or it can be injected (which includes different side effects).


It is sold under the brand (read: street) name of Protonix.

As far as pregnancy scares go, you’re pretty safe. It’s a category B, which means there are no (proven) risks for humans associated with the drug.

Some other drugs that share the same school of drugs as protonix include omeprazole and esomeprazole. You see the suffix is the same.

As highlighted above, it can be used for GERD, Z-E syndrome, inflamation of esophagus, and helicobacter infection.

Published by admin, on April 27th, 2014 at 5:53 pm. Filled under: Health,Prescription DrugsComments Off

Hope for your Anxiety

You may have asked yourself “will my anxiety ever go away?”

There is hope for you. You need to attempt to find out what exactly is the cause of your anxiety and what its  triggers are so that you may take them on. It seems like it’s the last thing you’d ever want to have to do, but believe me when I tell you that facing your fears helps. I have personally dealt with anxiety and PTSD for over two years and I still have some problems here and there but I’m much more in control now. The truth is that you can’t control the anxiety, it just makes it worse. You have to take it in, and once you do that, it makes it less powerful.

I recommend meditating, doing some yoga, and exercising. I can’t recommend this website enough for how to get rid of anxiety. I do some very high intensity cardio workouts and it helps tons! You get a natural high.

Also I’ve been watching a lot of videos that a friend sent me.  They helped me get through college. They are probably one of the best things I’ve ever done and I’ll still use them from time to time. Take in the techniques and you’ll have control over both mind and body.

If you’re as determined as I was to banish your anxiety then you should do very well. :) Hopefully this was a helpful post. Just remember that you’re not alone and that it IS beatable! Do not believe the doctors, they are just out there to get all of your money.

Published by admin, on April 22nd, 2014 at 3:52 am. Filled under: Disorders,HealthComments Off